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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  ~Chili Davis



Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968



First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey




He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland




First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey



Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter




I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson

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  • I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown
    Are we not like two volumes of one book?  ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore
    First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.  ~Branch Rickey

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  • We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881


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