Wednesday, January 25, 2012

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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836



Never raise your hand to your kids.  It leaves your groin unprotected.  ~Red Buttons




When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain




Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.  ~Herbert Asquith



Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father!  ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836




We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown



We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881

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  • One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

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  • He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland
    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.  ~Charles Schulz
    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik

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  • Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown


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